Brothers with Sh#! To Do: Episode One
It's dawn in rural USA, where brothers Light Head and Fog Head figure out what sh*t they were talking about last night & how they might get that sh_t done.
Read More Ep14: Appointment with Mick Jones
Ed Haney has a meeting with Mick Jones — or does he?? And what does The Announcer have to do with all of this? Tune in to this week’s episode…
Read More Ep 13: The Stick-Up
This week’s sketch features a bank robbery at a bank which has banned robberies of any kind. The finale is a literal meltdown. Hank Panky, the operator of The Last…
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Hank’s YouTube Subscriber Dilemma
A one-minute video wherein Hank Panky of The Last chance Employment Agency wrestles with the number of subscribers to his new YouTube channel. http://bit.ly/hanksubs1
Read More Ep 12: Gladys Unchained
Gladys — just “Gladys”– Hank Panky’s longtime receptionist at the Last Chance Employment Agency, finally gets to air out her grievances and whatnot in a therapy session with one Dr.…
Read More Episode 11: “LET’S DATE A WEIRDO” Game Show!
For this week’s tantalizing and terrifying episode Let’s Date A Weirdo!, Steve’s old pal — veteran dater, rock star, and 122x husband/divorcee White Floyd joins Steve to comment on the…
Read More EP 10: Would You Still Love Me If…
EP 10: Would You Still Love Me If…? Episode 10 of The Podcast of No Return is calling itself an “episette” due to its short, 7-minute length. But it’s a…
Read More Episode 8: The Students Wanna Know
On this week’s Special Edition episode: We Answer Student Questions! Alfonse, Hank, and Steve take questions from students in Liberty, NY in one of the more offbeat question-and-answer sessions you…
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THE PODCAST OF NO RETURN, ORIGIN STORY NUMBER ONE, PT. 1
“I believe I do, Mr. Monosson, though I’m no Mario X. Soto, if you will. I must now urge you to get back to work post haste.”
“Of course. Yes, sir. Post haste.” Monosson was, of course, happy to get back to work. But who was Mario X. Soto?
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